Bat Trouble?
===========
Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant.
One said, "You know, all summer I have been having trouble with bats in the belfry. I’ve tried everything to get rid of them - noise, spray, cats – but nothing works.
"Me too," said the second. "I’ve got hundreds living there too. I even had the place fumigated, but still they stay."
That’s simple, said the third, "I baptised all mine – made them members of the church… Haven’t had a single one back since!"
Marriage is Hell
===============
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.
She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
===========
Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant.
One said, "You know, all summer I have been having trouble with bats in the belfry. I’ve tried everything to get rid of them - noise, spray, cats – but nothing works.
"Me too," said the second. "I’ve got hundreds living there too. I even had the place fumigated, but still they stay."
That’s simple, said the third, "I baptised all mine – made them members of the church… Haven’t had a single one back since!"
Marriage is Hell
===============
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.
She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
No comments:
Post a Comment