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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

{ Clean Jokes } 2 Minutes ka Raaz

2 Minutes ka Raaz
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me
and said softly, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!’ My eyes lit up and I thought,
‘I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!’ Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks,’ and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, ‘What was that all about?’

She explained, ‘The egg timer’s broken.


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