{ Clean Jokes } 'My husband's home! My husband's home!!'

Little Johnny was playing in his room

when his dad walked in and explained

that he and his mom were getting a divorce.

"Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little

Johnny.

"Well, son" he explained, "Your mother

and I are no longer in love."

Now more confused, Little Johnny asked,

"What does being in love mean?"

The father explained, "Let me give you

an example, son. Love is when a husband

rushes home from a long day at work to

embrace and kiss his wife at the door.

Your mom and I have lost that love..."

Then little Johnny said, "But Daddy,

I see Mommy getting excited lots of times

right when you come home, so she must

still be in love with you."

The father was rather confused with his son's

statement since he had personally never

experienced this as of late. "I don't understand,

son. When has your mother recently been

excited when I arrive home from work?"

Little Johnny replied, "Well, sometimes when

Mommy is still playing in bed with the neighbor,

and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at

the top of her lungs, 'My husband's home!

My husband's home!!'