{ Clean Jokes } Ravan & Pappu

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Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu

Then Ravan decides to give 3 boons to Pappu.

RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want?

PAPPU: I want 100 boons.

RAVAN: But I can give you only 3 boons

PAPPU: But I want 100 boons.

RAVAN: No child that’s not possible.

PAPPU: No I want 100 means 100

RAVAN: No I can give you only 3. If you want then take or else I am going.

PAPPU: Ok! But what 3 I will ask, you will give me definitely?

RAVAN: Sure it's promise from Rakshas Raj Ravana.

PAPPU: 1st boon, convert your GADA on shoulder to wooden bamboo stick.

RAVAN: "Tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.

PAPPU: 2nd boon, put that stick in your ass hole ... deep inside ...!!

RAVAN: (confused but ......) "Thathastu" and in great pain asks Pappu to ask for the third boon .... ASAP ...

PAPPU: Now are you giving me rest 97 boons or should I convert that stick back to GADA ?

The moral of the Story: Management will not yield to your simple request until u can give pain in their Ass.