{ Clean Jokes } Jokes

1. Did the Bible say that Jesus and His disciples were in one car?

Of course, the Bible said that Jesus and His disciples were in one accord.


2. Who in the Bible makes a lot of alcohol? He brews. (Hebrews)


3. Who is the only Korean in the Bible? Joe Nah (Jonah)


4. Who always gets step on in the Bible? Mat (Matthew)


5. Who got the best looking eyes in the Bible? Look (Luke)


6. What did the sushi say to the bee? What's up bee? (Wasabi)


7. What did one wall say to the other wall? I will meet you at the corner. Another answer: Hi wall! (High wall)


8. This is a knock-knock joke.

1: Are you a cowboy?
2: No.
1: Knock. Knock.?
2: Who’s there?
1: Ya
2: Ya who?
1: You said that you are not a cowboy.


9. This is another knock-knock joke.

1: Knock. Knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Boo.
2: Boo who?
1: Why are you crying?


10. When you see salt and a knife together, what do you see?

A salt with a deadly weapon. (Assault with a deadly weapon)


11. What kind of food will make you feel really heavy? Won ton (one ton)


12. Who is the straightest man in the world? A king because he is a ruler. (Ruler ==> measuring stick)


13. What did God do to the pre-med when he asked the Lord to give him a lot of patience?

God made him into a medical doctor and gave him lots of patients.


14. What can you tune with a fork? Hint: It is not a musical instrument but something you can eat.

Tune a fish (tuna fish)


15. What word can you make with a c and y? Candy.


16. Chemistry joke. What letters can you find in H2O? h,i,j,k,l,m, n,o (H to O)


17. What Korean food does the Bible mention? Habbakuk (pumpkin soup in Korean)


18. Korean Christian joke. Do you know where the Bible talks about a pregnant woman?

Ae-bae-so-suh. (Ephesians in Korean. "ae" means baby, "bae-so-suh" means pregnancy.)


19. How many eyes can you find in the Mississippi? Four ==>i's


20. A camper has a match and a fireplace and a metal stove, and he needs to light up either the fireplace or the metal stove.
Which does he light first? The match


21. Did the Sadducees know that they did not make it to heaven? Of course, they're sad-you-sees!


22. Why did not Pharisees make it to heaven? They are not fair-you-see!