{ Clean Jokes } First Four Letters Of The Alphabet

Once there was a kid named Sam. He woke up early in the morning and got ready for school. At the end of the day, his teacher called him and said
"your homework is to memorize the first four letters of the alphabet".
When Sam went home, he asked his mom the first letter of the alphabet. His mom said "be quiet" because she was busy cleaning. Then Sam went to his dad and asked him the second letter of the alphabet. The dad replied "Ya ya ya" because he was talking on the phone. Later Sam went to his older brother and asked him the third letter of the alphabet. His older brother was reading a comic book and so replied "Superman!". Finally, Sam went to his baby sister and asked her the fourth letter of the alphabet. His baby sister dropped something in the toilet and so replied "in..the..toilet..". The next day when Sam went to school the teacher asked him about the first four letters of the alphabet. Sam replied "be quiet!" The teacher got mad and warned Sam that she will send him to the principle. And so Sam said " Ya ya ya". The teacher send him to the principle's office. The principle asked Sam what his name was. Sam said "Superman!". The principle asked him where he lived. Sam replied "in..the..toilet"