Government announced Rs.50,000/- to every family with 5 children in the house-hold.
Santa had 4 children so he tells his wife:
Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, usey le aata hun. Total 5 ho jayenge aur Govt 50,000/- de degi humay!
Santa bachcha leke ghar aaya aur us ne wife se puchha : Jitender aa gaya hai - Maninder, Surinder, Rajender aur Virender kahan hain?
Wife boli - Jis jis ke thae woh le gaye.
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