{ CLEAN JOKES } Hum Jayega's Jokes

Hum Jayega goes hunting.

HUM JAYEGA and one of his friends are out in the woods for hunting when his friend falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. HUM JAYEGA starts to panic, then he whips out his cell phone and calls 911.He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my god! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead." There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

HUM JAYEGA comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

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Hum Jayega and the annoying kid

One day while Hum Jayega was driving a bus, a small kid boarded his bus and sat beside him. The kid started talking with himself.

He said: If my dad was a elephant and my mom was a female elephant, I would have been a baby elephant.

Again he said: I f my dad was a horse and my mother a female horse, I would have been a baby horse.

The kid went on blurting when annoyed Hum Jayega asked:

What would you have been if your father was a drunkard and your mother a prostitute?

The kid replied: A bus driver!

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Hum Jayega's Favorite Flower:

Once  Hum Jayega and his two friends were sitting together. An Englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favourite flowers?

One of the Hum Jayega's friend replied ,'Lotus'

'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered

The friend got angry.

Another friend replied: 'Jasmine'

'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response

He also got angry.

The Englishman asked Hum Jayega, 'And what is your favourite flower?'

Hum Jayega replied: 'Cactus! Now clean your ass with that! "