{ CLEAN JOKES } AND GOD REPLIED...!

A man walking along a Californis beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head, and a booming voice, The Lord said

"because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".

 The man said "Build a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over any time I want".

The Lord said  "your request is very materialistic.  Think of the enormous challenges for 

that kind of undertaking.  The support required to reach the bottom of pacific !  The

concrete and steel it would take!  It will nearly exhoust several natural resources, 

I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.  Take a little more 

time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time.  Finally he said

"Lord, I wish that  I could understand my wife.  I want to know how she feels inside,

what she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, Why she cries, 

What she means when sh;e really says nothing is wrong and how can I make a woman

truly happy."

And the Lord replied "You want two lanes or four on that bridge".